Rain Cycle

I've been a terrible blogger. 

I have a two theories as to why:

• Rain.  All it has done is RAIN RAIN RAIN for the past, like, year.  And what would this blog be if I didn't fill up this infinite web space with complaints about the weather??
• The cursed RAIN causes the vicious internal cycle outlined below:
• It rains and I feel lazy.
• I do nothing productive around the house.
• I recognize this unproductiveness and get sad.
• I do not blog because I have nothing to talk about.
• I get sad because I haven't blogged.
• I remember I haven't blogged because I'm a sloth and haven't done anything.
• It rains some more and I still feel lazy.
• I'm boring.

So there you have it. 

But I've been cooking up a few things to write about, and it's been sunny for like, 36 hours now or so, so there's hope.