Signs you need to get yourself back into real life and get a hobby post baby:
-You
are actually beginning to find Hoda and Kathy Lee funny instead of just crazy.
-You
know the theme songs for all of those companies who give you money for your
annuity or structured settlement.
-You
have permanent butt indentions in "your" spot on the couch
-
Leaving the house to go to the doctor is something to look forward to
Ok, so
maybe it's just that I watch too much tv...
"I have a structured settlement, but I NEED CASH NOW! Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASH-NOW! 877-CASH-NOW!"
ReplyDeletehaha... I feel ya. ;)
Oh, girl. Oh, girl. I feel you on this and I didn't even have a baby. I am dying over here in Kuwait and am certain my butt-spot on the couch will never, ever be re-fluffed.
ReplyDeleteAmen to getting excited about the doctor. I leave the house once a week to go to the grocery store. I bounce off the walls on grocery day, like I'm getting out of prison or something.
Sad fact: I miss those ridiculously American annuity commercials.
"IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!"
Should you find a suitable hobby, or way to pry yourself away from the TV...do let me know. ;)
I've also been wondering if it's acceptable to start drinking at 10 AM with Kathy Lee and Hoda...
ReplyDeleteVery nice post Claire! I'm happy I came across your blog while reading articles on how to sell your structured settlement. I feel like we have all had days like this, thank you for sharing this with us!
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